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Beryl Goes to School

Every generation deserves its own impossible school story. This one was written almost thirty years ago but is set in 1956 — the year Lauden McVey, best known for her golden age crime fiction, published her first boarding school novel for girls under the pen name Darcy Andrews. Beryl had hoped to arrive at St. Nicola’s making a good impression.…

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Aligned

W3 by Nancy Richy  via The Skeptics Kaddish. Take a look. Join in.  And while I’m at it – – a silly ditty – a Quadrille – in exactly 44 words on the topic of myth for dVerse Poets’ Pub Myths Young Einstein passed math with style, And Marie Antoinette, meanwhile – Never said this: “Let them eat cake!” That line’s…

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A Cathedral of Cross-Purposed Voices and a Fiddle for the Service Economy

This week I’ve been arguing with Donald Hall, reveling in Letters from Iceland (W.H. Auden and Louis MacNeice), and reading some rather good poetry.  Hall died in 2018, so my debate with him has been entirely academic. My focus was his famous essay ‘Poetry and Ambition’, in which Hall introduced the term ‘McPoem’ to describe standardized, workshop-produced poetry. It was…

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Tasting Notes

Tasting Notes She was reading the tasting notes on a turmeric jar – melted butter, jasmine, honey. She gazed at the Brown Betty teapot on the shelf and felt how lucky she was to live this life, grateful to be like the spice and the teapot: perfectly crafted and fragrant. With a tilt of the head, as if someone were…

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The Raft

In 1943, George Stonier – using one of his many fishy pen names – wrote a gleeful burlesque about a trainload of male poets, both living and dead, journeying west out of Paddington station. He even skewered one of the very poets who then published the story in the journal he edited – Penguin New Writing, (issue no. 18 1943).…

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Foxgloves and Bees on the Booze

Before the rain settled in for the weekend, we strolled over to the Central Park Conservatory Garden. The spring bulbs had already been dug up and were being given away last time we visited, and the new plantings weren’t in yet. Still, there was plenty to enjoy. The day was windy, and the foxgloves shivered too much for a good…

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Dangerous Books

Coming through the security check at Heathrow recently, my carry-on bag triggered an alert and was pulled aside for inspection. At the request of the agent, I opened the bag. “Anything sharp?” she asked. I suddenly had a moment of dread that I had foolishly packed the Swiss Army knife in the side pocket. You know the kind of thing…

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The Joy of Couplets

I am his Highness’ dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you? Evening traffic homeward burns Swift and even on the turns. Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea    In a beautiful pea-green boat Umberto Eco argued that lists are the…

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The Scattering

The Scattering At the beige bungalow   the apple tree held its white breath—   petals loosening.   “It needs a prop,” she said, holding the small trunk to centre   as blossoms drifted below the clothesline.   “I told him.”   “Push the pegs along,” said another.   For the photo. There were meant to be seven.   We…

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St. George’s Day and Three Perspectives

The Dragon, the Princess, and St. George: One Story, Three Paintings, One Poem, Three Perspectives. First the Legend Behind the Paintings The most famous tale associated with St. George, as patron saint of England and champion for Christianity, is of him slaying the dragon which was terrorising the city of Silene in the province of Libya, on the day when…

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