Did you see this Op-Art piece by Bruce Handy in yesterday’s NYTimes? Hilarious.
It’s a spoof of back-to-school registration forms. This one to be sent in to Elm Street school together with your fully inoculated, adequately medicated, lice-free son/daughter.
Of course, nothing like this could ever happen at PDS.
And I took great personal offense to item 3.a. What’s wrong with a nice plate of baked beans on Marmite toast?